Rum, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.
Rum: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.
Rum and true religion are the only comforts of the anguished soul.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.
Rum makes you feel like you're on vacation, even when you're not.
A bottle of rum in every port is a must for any sailor worth his salt.
There's naught, no doubt, so much the spirit calms as rum and true religion.
To some it is water, to others it's fuel. Some say it's bad, but I say it's cool.
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
Rum is the spice of life that adds flavor to every moment.