Rum, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.
Rum: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.
Rum and true religion are the only comforts of the anguished soul.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.
One rum, two rum, three rum, floor.
Rum makes you feel like you're on vacation, even when you're not.
Rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world.
A bottle of rum in every port is a must for any sailor worth his salt.
There's naught, no doubt, so much the spirit calms as rum and true religion.
Rum, rum, rum, as fast as I can go!
Rum is not just a drink, it's a way of life.
Rum is the captain of all liquors.
I feel bad for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Rum is the true elixir of life.
Why is the rum always gone?
To some it is water, to others it's fuel. Some say it's bad, but I say it's cool.
Rum is the nectar of the gods.
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
Rum is the spice of life that adds flavor to every moment.