Lost in the moment, but found in good company.
My liver is a champ, but my memory... not so much.
Drinking like it's my job.
Alcohol you later, I've got some memories to make.
Life's too short to drink cheap beer.
Cheers to the nights we won't remember with the friends we won't forget.
Proof that tequila and karaoke should never mix.
Just a girl standing in front of a bar, asking it to love her.
Cheers to the wild nights and blurry sights.
Wine a bit, you'll feel better.
I'm not sure if I'm the life of the party or the reason for the headache tomorrow.
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a fun enthusiast.
Sip happens.
Living for the nights that I can't remember with the people that I won't forget.
Drink triple, see double, act single.
Dancing like nobody's watching, stumbling like everybody's filming.
Wine flies when you're having fun.
Dance like nobody's watching, but text like nobody's drunk.
To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems.
I like my whiskey neat and my life messy.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
Messy hair, don't care. Just having a good time.
Living for the moments that leave us speechless, or maybe just slurring.
Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.
I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when it's not my birthday.
Too glam to give a damn, even when a little intoxicated.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
Sippin' on good times and great company.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Living for the moments that we can't put into words.
I feel bad for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Drinking is not the answer, but it helps you forget the question.
Embracing the chaos and loving every second of it.
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
We don't remember days, we remember moments.
The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.
Cheers to the nights that turned into mornings with the friends that turned into family.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Dancing like nobody's watching, because let's be honest, they're probably not.
Sorry for what I said when I was thirsty.
Let's raise our glasses and lower our standards.
Keep calm and drink on.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Life's a party, and we're just getting started.
Spilling secrets and drinks since forever.
Sweating wine and glitter.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Whiskey business.
Vodka may not be the answer, but it's worth a shot.
Messy hair, blurry nights, unforgettable memories.
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
Feeling tipsy but still classy.
Drinks well with others.
Living for the stories we'll tell tomorrow.
I drink and I know things.
I don't have a drinking problem, 'Cept when I can't get a drink.
Making memories with blurred lines.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
Let the night be wild, and the memories be unforgettable.
My night was a blur, but my friends' laughter was crystal clear.
Chasing the night, not the day.
Rumming low on rum.
I'm not drunk, just intoxicated by you.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
Feeling like a rockstar, looking like a hot mess.
Drunk on life and loving it.
Pouring memories into the night, one shot at a time.
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
Let's get lost in a world full of good times and crazy friends.
I'm a wine enthusiast. The more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I become.
Spilling the tea, and by tea, I mean wine.
I have mixed drinks about feelings.
In dog beers, I've only had one.
Living for the moments that make the best stories later.
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Drinking rum before 10 AM makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic.
Making memories with the ones who matter most, even if we can't quite remember them tomorrow.
A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
When life gives you lemons, trade them for shots and make it a night to remember.