Marriage is about finding that one special person you can annoy for the rest of your life.
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Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore.