Marriage is about finding that one special person you can annoy for the rest of your life.

Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.
A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love.
Marriage is not a noun; it's a verb. It isn't something you get. It's something you do. It's the way you love your partner every day.
Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
Love is not about how much you say 'I love you', but how much you can prove that it's true.
The great secret of successful marriage is to treat all disasters as incidents and none of the incidents as disasters.
Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore.
Marriage: Love is the reason. Lifelong friendship is the gift. Kindness is the cause. Tilβ death do us part is the length.
Marriage is the golden ring in a chain whose beginning is a glance and whose ending is eternity.
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.