My idea of multitasking is procrastinating on multiple things at once.
My ambition is like Netflix. I'd rather binge-watch it than work on it.
My bed and I are in a serious relationship. It's called a 'committed napship.'
If being lazy burned calories, I'd be a supermodel by now.
I would exercise, but it's too far to walk to the gym.
I'm on a strict 'don't move unless absolutely necessary' diet.
My laziness is not a flaw. It's just my body saving energy for future greatness.