Sundays are for snoozing and savoring the slow moments.
The lazier I am today, the more I'll appreciate productivity tomorrow.
My idea of multitasking is procrastinating on multiple things at once.
Sometimes, the most productive thing you can do is relax.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... and then take a nap.
My ambition is like Netflix. I'd rather binge-watch it than work on it.
Escaping the hustle and embracing the hammock life.
The lazier a man is, the more he plans to do tomorrow.
Laziness may appear attractive, but work gives satisfaction.
Saving energy for more important things, like daydreaming.
Laziness grows on people; it begins in cobwebs and ends in iron chains.
The only workout I'll be doing today is lifting the TV remote.
Embracing the lazy life one Netflix marathon at a time.
My bed and I are in a serious relationship. It's called a 'committed napship.'
If being lazy burned calories, I'd be a supermodel by now.
I would exercise, but it's too far to walk to the gym.
Being lazy today means being more productive tomorrow.
Lazy mornings and late brunches are my kind of therapy.
Laziness travels so slowly that poverty soon overtakes him.
Lazy Sundays and oversized hoodies go hand in hand.
The path of least resistance is the path of the loser.
The only thing wrong with doing nothing is that you never know when you're finished.
I'm on a strict 'don't move unless absolutely necessary' diet.
My laziness is not a flaw. It's just my body saving energy for future greatness.
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
If laziness were an Olympic sport, I'd be a gold medalist.
In a world full of hustle, I choose to take it slow.