I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.