Cheers to the nights we won't remember with the friends we won't forget.
Just a girl standing in front of a bar, asking it to love her.
I'm not sure if I'm the life of the party or the reason for the headache tomorrow.
Living for the nights that I can't remember with the people that I won't forget.
Dancing like nobody's watching, stumbling like everybody's filming.
Dance like nobody's watching, but text like nobody's drunk.
To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems.
Living for the moments that leave us speechless, or maybe just slurring.
Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.
Too glam to give a damn, even when a little intoxicated.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Living for the moments that we can't put into words.
Drinking is not the answer, but it helps you forget the question.
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Dancing like nobody's watching, because let's be honest, they're probably not.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Vodka may not be the answer, but it's worth a shot.
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
I don't have a drinking problem, 'Cept when I can't get a drink.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
Let the night be wild, and the memories be unforgettable.
My night was a blur, but my friends' laughter was crystal clear.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
Pouring memories into the night, one shot at a time.
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
Let's get lost in a world full of good times and crazy friends.
I'm a wine enthusiast. The more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I become.
Living for the moments that make the best stories later.
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Drinking rum before 10 AM makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic.
A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
When life gives you lemons, trade them for shots and make it a night to remember.