I'm not clumsy. The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.

I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.

Sarcasm is my love language.

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