
The human race has only one effective weapon, and that is laughter.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!
Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.
I think the thing to do is to enjoy the ride while you're on it.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.
I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.