I'm not clumsy. The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.
Humor is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them.
The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache.
If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor.
Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life gave them vodka and have a party!