Life's too short to frown. Let's turn that frown upside down with some good ol' humor!
I'm an optimist. But I also understand that my chances of becoming a superhero are slim.
Don't underestimate the power of a good laugh. It can turn a bad day into a great one!
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then add some laughter and make it a party!
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So, I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.