Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
If at first, you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
I'm not sure if I have free time or if I'm forgetting everything.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.