Happy birthday to my partner in crime, who's just as weird as I am!
Happy birthday to my partner in crime and laughter! Let's make today ridiculously fun!
Age may wrinkle the face, but laughter will always smooth the soul! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to the person who always has my back, even when it's covered in cake!
They say you can't choose your family, but luckily I got to choose you as my bestie. Happy birthday!
Cheers to another year of laughter and adventures! Happy birthday to my favorite troublemaker!
Another year, another opportunity to prove that we're not getting older, just more experienced in fabulousness!
Cheers to the one who always knows how to make me laugh!
Age is just a reminder of all the awesome adventures we've had together. Here's to more!
Happy birthday to the one who knows my Netflix password and still likes me. You're the real binge-watching MVP!
Here's to the one who makes getting older feel a little less scary!
Age is just a number, but the memories we've made are priceless. Happy birthday, bestie!
Celebrating another year of laughs, inside jokes, and unforgettable memories with my bestie!
Another year, another excuse to eat cake and make memories with my bestie!
I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.
Celebrating the legend who can turn any situation into a comedy show!
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying your fabulousness. Keep shining!
Age is just a number, but our friendship is timeless. Here's to another year of timelessness!
Another year, another chapter in the book of our epic friendship. Happy birthday, co-author!
Celebrating the day you graced the world with your presence. Sorry, world!
Cheers to another year of questionable decisions and unforgettable memories!
Another year older, but at least we're still young at heart. Cheers to eternal youth!
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Cheers to the one who has seen me at my worst and still chooses to be seen with me in public. You're a brave soul!
Happy birthday to the one who's aging like fine wine and telling jokes like a comedian!
They say laughter is the best medicine. Lucky for me, I have a prescription for you! Happy birthday!
If at first, you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Happy birthday to the one who adds the sparkle to my life. Cheers to more glittery moments!
Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake. Let the feast begin!
Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. Thanks for choosing to stay young with me!
Growing old is inevitable, but growing up is optional. Let's stay young at heart forever, bestie!
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
I am so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.
Cheers to the one who makes my wrinkles from laughing too much!
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
Another year, another reason to pretend we have it all together. Cheers to us!
Another year of fabulousness added to your timeline. May the likes be ever in your favor!
Another year, another excuse to embarrass each other in public!
Cheers to the one who never let me do stupid things alone. Thanks for being my partner in crime!
Happy birthday to the one who makes every day brighter and birthdays even more fabulous!
Laughing until our abs hurt, just like old times!
Cheers to the one who brings joy, laughter, and cake into my life!
Getting older is mandatory, but growing up is optional. Happy birthday, partner in crime!
Life is too short to not laugh at your bestie's age! Happy birthday!
Age is just a number, but the jokes keep getting funnier!
Happy birthday to the one who knows my coffee order better than the barista. You're a true caffeinated friend!
Another year older, another year funnier! Cheers to my hilarious bestie!
Another year older, but still not acting our age!
Age is merely the price we pay for the privilege of knowing each other. It's a small price for greatness!
Another year older, but not wiser. Lucky to have a bestie like you!
They say age is just a number, but I'm pretty sure it's a conspiracy. Happy birthday anyway!
Another year older, but we're still the same mischievous duo!
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Life's too short to take seriously. Cheers to being fabulous and a little ridiculous! Happy birthday, bestie!
Another year older, but let's not count the wrinkles!
I'm not clumsy, It's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
Happy birthday to the person who knows more about me than Google does!
Another year, another excuse to eat cake for breakfast. Cheers to breaking all the rules!
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
I don't need a vacation, I need a new life.
Happy birthday to the one who makes getting older look so good!
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
Cheers to the one who's always there to make the embarrassing moments memorable!
I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.
Cheers to the one who turns ordinary moments into extraordinary memories. Happy birthday!
Here's to the one who's as funny as they are fabulous! Happy birthday, bestie!
Happy birthday to the one who still thinks I'm sane despite all the evidence to the contrary!
You're not getting older, you're just becoming a classic! Happy birthday, bestie!
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.