I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
If at first, you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
I am so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.