I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
If at first, you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
I am so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
I'm not clumsy, It's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
I don't need a vacation, I need a new life.
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.