I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. Michael Scott (Steve Carell), The Office

I intend to live forever, or die trying. Groucho Marx

Laughing until our abs hurt, just like old times!

Another year older, but still not acting our age!

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. Robin Williams

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? Robin Williams

I don't need a vacation, I need a new life.

I don't need a vacation, I need a new life.

I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.

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