Selfies are for those who have too much time and too little self-esteem.
The best selfies are the ones that capture the moment, not the pose.
Selfie: A way to prove to your future self that you had friends.
Selfie: A picture that is worth a thousand words, but makes you speechless.
Selfie: A reflection of your inner self, filtered through a camera lens.
A selfie is a way to immortalize yourself in pixels.
Selfie: Because sometimes you have to be your own hero.
Selfie: The word people use to explain why they're staring at their phone in public.
Behind every selfie, there is a long list of failed ones.

The problem with selfies is that they never show the real you.