I'm not a genius. I'm a person just like you.
Did I do that?
Urkel is not only a nerd, he's the ultimate nerd.
I just got a swell new remote control.
I'm not strange, I'm limited edition.
This is no dream, this is a nightmare!
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
I'm the king of suspension!
I'll be the cheese and you be the macaroni.
If you were me, you'd know how I feel!