It's not the destiny of the Urkel lineage to be suave.
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I've ended up where I needed to be.
I'm not a genius. I'm a person just like you.
Did I do that?
Love is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
Sometimes it's the smallest decisions that can change your life forever.
Urkel is not only a nerd, he's the ultimate nerd.
I just got a swell new remote control.
I'm not strange, I'm limited edition.
This is no dream, this is a nightmare!
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
I'm cool, Laura. I'm real cool. I'm so cool, I got my own ZIP code.
You're not living life unless you're taking some chances.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
I'm the king of suspension!
I'm wearing you down, baby! One day, you're gonna say, 'Steve, take me.'
I'll be the cheese and you be the macaroni.
If you were me, you'd know how I feel!