Tweeting because adulting is hard and I need distractions.
I tweet, therefore I am... slightly addicted to social media.
My thoughts are like tweets, short and often ignored.
My life is a series of tweets, mostly just random characters.
Trying to fit my entire life into 280 characters... it's a challenge.
If my life were a tweet, it would probably get lost in the timeline.
Life is too short for long tweets. Keep it short and sweet.
My life is like a Twitter feed, full of randomness and occasional wisdom.