On Twitter, you can get to know people before you even know people.
Twitter is the poet's paradise. It's where brevity becomes an art form.
Twitter is the ultimate service in the history of narcissism.
Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, only harder to quit.
Twitter is to social media what haiku is to poetry.
Twitter is the new television. Tweets are the new episodes.
Twitter is the most fun you can have online in 140 characters or less.
Twitter is the cocktail party from hell. Everyone's screaming and no one's listening.
Twitter is the grammar school of the Internet. You get it wrong, you get punished.