On Twitter, you can get to know people before you even know people.
Twitter is the world's smallest epic in real time.
Twitter is the poet's paradise. It's where brevity becomes an art form.
Twitter is a great place to tell the world what you're thinking before you've had a chance to think about it.
Twitter is the ultimate service in the history of narcissism.
Twitter is an incredible educational resource, and because it moves in real-time, it helps students think faster.
Twitter is not a technology. It's a conversation. And it's happening with or without you.
Twitter is like a fridge in that once you open it you stand there and ponder for hours wondering what to consume.
Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, only harder to quit.
Twitter is to social media what haiku is to poetry.
Twitter is the new television. Tweets are the new episodes.
Twitter is the kitchen counter of the world.
Twitter is like a fridge. If you're bored, you keep opening it every few minutes to see if there's anything good inside.
Twitter is the most fun you can have online in 140 characters or less.
Twitter is the cocktail party from hell. Everyone's screaming and no one's listening.
Twitter is the grammar school of the Internet. You get it wrong, you get punished.
Twitter is the new golf - a great leveler.
On Twitter, we get excited if someone follows us. In real life, we get really scared and run away.
Twitter is a great way to get a little insight into someone’s personality. Even the stuff they don’t want to tell you.