I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. Mitch Hedberg

I'm not great at dating, but I need to do it to relax.

I'm not great at dating, but I need to do it to relax. Lena Dunham

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. Tim Allen

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield

Dating is a place to practice how to relate to other people. Henry Cloud

Dating a girl with a guy best friend is never easy.

You can't put a price tag on love. But if you could, I'd wait for it to go on sale. Hussein Nishah

I date this girl for two years—and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name.' Mike Binder

The most difficult part of dating is the initial invitation.

The most difficult part of dating is the initial invitation. Janell L. Carroll

Dating should be a part of your life, not your life a part of dating.

Dating should be a part of your life, not your life a part of dating.

Dating is a battleground filled with deception and infidelity. Andrew S. Trees

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