I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

I'm not great at dating, but I need to do it to relax.
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Dating is a place to practice how to relate to other people.
Dating a girl with a guy best friend is never easy.
You can't put a price tag on love. But if you could, I'd wait for it to go on sale.
I date this girl for two years—and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name.'

The most difficult part of dating is the initial invitation.

Dating should be a part of your life, not your life a part of dating.
Dating is a battleground filled with deception and infidelity.