I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
I asked this one girl out and she said, 'You got a friend?' I said yes. She said, 'Then go out with him.'
I'm not great at dating, but I need to do it to relax.
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Dating is a place to practice how to relate to other people.
Dating a girl with a guy best friend is never easy.
You can't put a price tag on love. But if you could, I'd wait for it to go on sale.
Dating is about finding out who you are and who others are. If you show up in a masquerade outfit, neither is going to happen.
I date this girl for two years—and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name.'
The most difficult part of dating is the initial invitation.
Dating is different when you get older. You're not as trusting, or as eager to get back out there and expose yourself to someone.
Dating should be a part of your life, not your life a part of dating.
The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders.
Dating is a battleground filled with deception and infidelity.
Dating someone exclusively for four months in New York is like four years in Anchorage.