9 Instagram Captions for "Supermarket Safari": Navigating the Aisles with Style

I do not shop... I am a hunter-gatherer.

Born to shop. Forced to work.

Shopping is my cardio. Carrie Bradshaw

I shop, therefore I am broke.

I shop, therefore I am. Barbara Kruger

I shop, therefore I am in debt.

Shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. Rita Rudner

I could give up shopping, but I'm not a quitter.

Shopping is really complicated if you are a girl. Helen Salter