I do not shop... I am a hunter-gatherer.
Born to shop. Forced to work.
Shopping is a bit of a relaxing hobby for me, which is sometimes troubling for the bank balance.
Shopping is better than sex. If you’re not satisfied after shopping, you can make an exchange for something you really like.
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
Shopping is my cardio.
I shop, therefore I am broke.
I shop, therefore I am.
When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.
I always say shopping is a lot more fun when you have money to spend.
I shop, therefore I am in debt.
Shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
I could give up shopping, but I'm not a quitter.
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
Shopping is really complicated if you are a girl.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping.
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want.