One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
Champagne is the only wine that leaves a woman beautiful after drinking it.
Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
Milk is for babies. When you grow up, you have to drink beer.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food.