One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
I have never tasted anything that tasted like that, except possibly the juice of a bootstrap.
I feel bad for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Wine is sunlight, held together by water.
Champagne is the only wine that leaves a woman beautiful after drinking it.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I'm an occasional drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard.
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
Milk is for babies. When you grow up, you have to drink beer.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.
I like to have a martini, two at the very most. After three, I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host.
I drink to forget I drink.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
In wine, there is truth.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food.
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
Whiskey is liquid sunshine.