If you want to eat well in England, eat three breakfasts.
Vegetables are interesting, but they are not a substitute for a good steak.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
The only way to eat a steak is rare, with plenty of grease and blood on it.
I don't eat steak often, but when I do, it's a religious experience.
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.
Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help.