I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food.
Steak is the ultimate comfort food. There's something about a perfectly seared steak that satisfies the senses and nourishes the soul.
If you want to eat well in England, eat three breakfasts.
Vegetables are interesting, but they are not a substitute for a good steak.
I don't trust people who don't like steak.
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I once tried to diet by eating only vegetables, but I found out it doesn't work. Vegetables are not food. Vegetables are what food eats.
Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.
Life is too short not to eat steak.
To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living.
The only way to eat a steak is rare, with plenty of grease and blood on it.
A steak a day keeps the sadness away.
Carnivores don't eat tofu. They eat meat. And when they eat meat, they don't want it to taste like tofu.
I don't eat steak often, but when I do, it's a religious experience.
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.
Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help.
Food is our common ground, a universal experience.