If statues could talk, they'd probably tell us to stop taking selfies.
When you're feeling like a masterpiece, but you're just a statue.
Standing here for centuries, waiting for someone to notice my new haircut.
Standing tall and proud, yet still getting photobombed by tourists.
When statues start gossiping about pigeons.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been staring at a statue longer than it's been staring at you.
Just another day of being a stone-cold stunner.
Just a stone's throw away from being alive.