I never laugh until I've had my coffee.
A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.

Coffee is a language in itself.
Life is way too short to be drinking bad coffee.

Coffee, because adulting is hard.
Coffee: because anger management is too expensive.

Coffee first. Schemes later.
Coffee is a hug in a mug.
Espresso is to Italy what champagne is to France.