I never laugh until I've had my coffee.
A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.
As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
Coffee is a language in itself.
Life is way too short to be drinking bad coffee.
To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.
Coffee, because adulting is hard.
Coffee is the common man's gold, and like gold, it brings to every person the feeling of luxury and nobility.
Coffee: because anger management is too expensive.
Coffee first. Schemes later.
Decaf? No, it's dangerous to dilute my coffee with anything.
I like my coffee like I like my mornings: dark and strong.
Coffee is a hug in a mug.
Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.
The powers of a man's mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.
I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.
Espresso is to Italy what champagne is to France.
Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.
Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.