My jokes are like toddlers - unpredictable, sometimes funny, and occasionally embarrassing.
My stand-up career is like a GPS with a sense of humor, always taking unexpected turns.
They say laughter is the best medicine, but I'm pretty sure they haven't tried chocolate yet.
My comedy career is a lot like a pizza - cheesy, sometimes saucy, but always a crowd-pleaser.
My comedy style is a mix of sarcasm and chocolate - sweet, but with a hint of bitterness.
Tried telling a joke about time travel, but my audience is still stuck in the present.