Stalking is just like a treasure hunt, but with way more restraining orders.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be outside your window... okay, maybe not, but I'm definitely watching you.
When you accidentally send someone a friend request while deep-diving into their profile... awkward.
I'm not stalking, I'm just intensely researching your online presence.
You know you're a true stalker when you can navigate through someone's social media profiles faster than Google Maps.
Being a stalker is like being a detective, but without the badge... or the moral high ground.
When you accidentally like someone's post from two years ago and you have to unlike it to maintain your stalker cover.
When you accidentally make eye contact with your crush from across the room and then realize you've been staring for the past 10 minutes.