Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be outside your window... okay, maybe not, but I'm definitely watching you.
When you accidentally send someone a friend request while deep-diving into their profile... awkward.
You know you're a true stalker when you can navigate through someone's social media profiles faster than Google Maps.
Watching from afar can be harmless curiosity or harmful obsession. Know the difference.
Being a stalker is like being a detective, but without the badge... or the moral high ground.
The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
When you accidentally like someone's post from two years ago and you have to unlike it to maintain your stalker cover.
When you accidentally make eye contact with your crush from across the room and then realize you've been staring for the past 10 minutes.
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.