I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it, especially during summer!
My tan lines tell better stories than my vacation album.
I'm sorry for what I said when it was winter... I didn't mean any of it.
Sun-kissed and slightly sunburnt, that's how I roll!
Suns out, puns out! Let's make this summer 'punny'.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and add some vodka.
Just another day of me pretending I'm in a music video while walking down the street.
Summer is all fun and games until you get stuck to your car seat.