I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it, especially during summer!
My tan lines tell better stories than my vacation album.
I'm sorry for what I said when it was winter... I didn't mean any of it.
Sun-kissed and slightly sunburnt, that's how I roll!
Beach hair, don't care. Sand everywhere, do care.
Suns out, puns out! Let's make this summer 'punny'.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and add some vodka.
Just another day of me pretending I'm in a music video while walking down the street.
Summer is all fun and games until you get stuck to your car seat.