Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried, with fewer tensions and more tolerance.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.
Tequila may not be the answer, but it's worth a shot.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
One martini is all right, two is too many, three is not enough.
In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat, you need it.
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
In water, one sees one's own face; but in wine, one beholds the heart of another.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.