Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried, with fewer tensions and more tolerance.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.
Tequila may not be the answer, but it's worth a shot.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
One martini is all right, two is too many, three is not enough.
First, we eat, then we do everything else.
Life is too short to drink bad wine.
Cocktails are like a present you give to yourself.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat, you need it.
A glass of absinthe is as poetical as anything in the world. What difference is there between a glass of absinthe and a sunset?
Whiskey is sunlight held together by water.
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
In water, one sees one's own face; but in wine, one beholds the heart of another.
I feel bad for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
In wine, there is truth.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.