Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere.
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.
Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.