Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere.
The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache.
Comedy is acting out optimism.
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested, and the frog dies of it.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is.
Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale.
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.
I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.
Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.