My bed and I have a special relationship. We're perfect for each other because we both love to sleep!
I'm not ignoring you, I'm just on standby mode until I've had my coffee.
I don't need an inspirational quote, I just need a good night's sleep.
Sleep is like a time machine to breakfast.
My bed is my happy place, especially when it's time to hit the snooze button.
I'm not a morning person or a night owl. I'm just a perpetually exhausted pigeon.
Life is short, but my naps are long.
I wish I could donate my sleep to those who need it more than I do. Like, toddlers and parents.
I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.
Sleep is my favorite exercise. I do it every day, sometimes even multiple times!