Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.
The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.
The only way to do great work is to love what you do.
The human race has only one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
You are not a drop in the ocean. You are the entire ocean in a drop.