Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.
The only way to do great work is to love what you do.
The human race has only one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Laughter is an instant vacation.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
You are not a drop in the ocean. You are the entire ocean in a drop.
A good laugh is sunshine in the house.