Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping.
I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet.
Shopping is like therapy; the difference is that you get shoes instead of sessions.
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know how to give it away.
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to shop.