Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping.
I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet.
Shopping is like therapy; the difference is that you get shoes instead of sessions.
I shop, therefore I am.
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
Shopping is better than sex. If you’re not satisfied after shopping, you can make an exchange for something you really like.
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
I hate housework! You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
Shopping is my cardio.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know how to give it away.
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to shop.
I love shopping. There is a little bit of magic found in buying something new. It is instant gratification, a quick fix.