When you can't find the sunshine be the sunshine and serve #God.
Dear #God if you can't make me skinny please make my friends fat.
When life gives you lemons #pray for some sugar too.
If #God is watching us the least we can do is be entertaining.
If #God is your co-pilot swap seats.
I'm on a seafood diet I see food and I eat it Thank you #God.
If you want to make #God laugh tell Him your plans.
#God has no Wi-Fi but I'm sure you'll find a better connection.
Faith is like WiFi it's invisible but it has the power to connect you to #God.